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Monitor

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Keyboard

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: ! OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Password

Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five dots.
Antivirus

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer...
Screensaver

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
@

Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first email.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
Windows

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.
P

Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Intelex is a professional Web Development company with over 11 years of experience. Whether you decided to create a new website or redesign the existing one, do not hesitate to contact us and get a website which will stand out from the crowd. We are not claiming ourselves to be the cheapest web design company, and that's all because our websites meet the highest standards of quality. When it comes to your business promotion, it is highly important to find the best website developer available. Here at Intelex, our web designers always strive to provide the best results possible because your success is our success. It's our highest priority to meet all your requirements and make sure that you received a website which can make your business stay ahead of competitors.
We specialize in Website Design/ Development, Logo Design, Graphic Design, Corporate Identity Design, Business Card Design, SEO, Content Writing, Website Redesign, E-Commerce Development, etc.
To get more detailed information please please contact me directly at contact@intelex.ca.
Ph.: (416) 239-2022
Fax: (416) 628-5033
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